I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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