it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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