how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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