You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Randomize
