no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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