Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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