whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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