I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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