she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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