Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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