I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
