Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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