Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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