i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Did I show you my penis last night?
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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