Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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