It's Friday. Sex?
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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