Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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