How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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