I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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