Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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