what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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