im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Alive.
So much puke
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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