The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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