What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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