a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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