dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I did not marry a roomba.
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