I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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