Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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