Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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