i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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