...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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