batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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