I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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