i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Randomize
