ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I'm too high and old for this...
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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