I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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