So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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