I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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