You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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