her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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