I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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