I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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