i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
This toilet bowl is my home.
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