At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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