OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Randomize
