is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Randomize
