I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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