My room smells like vodka and shame
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
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