I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
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