WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
There r osticjed everywhere
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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